West-Ham

Even if they are in the championship, always go West Ham

Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss

East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London

Let’s Go f**king Mental,
Let’s Go f**king Mental,
Na na na na,
Na na na na…

Wooooaaaaah,
Go down’t pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern bastards

1 man couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
2 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
3 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
…
10 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat Frankie Lampard.