My old man said be a City fan, And I said bollocks you''re a c**t, (you''re a c**t) I''d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan for just one minute, With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners, We''ll show the City bastards how to fight (How to fight), I''d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan, Altogether now...