West-Ham

Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss

East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London

Let’s Go f**king Mental,
Let’s Go f**king Mental,
Na na na na,
Na na na na…

Wooooaaaaah,
Go down’t pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern bastards

1 man couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
2 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
3 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
…
10 men couldn’t carry (carry),
Couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t),
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck couldn’t carry Lampard,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat Frankie Lampard.

Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,
You ain’t got no history,
Lampard is fat,
Joe Cole is queer,
You ain’t gonna win f**k all this year…